• LesserAbe@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I think he was planning to kill all the gorillas with a machine gun or something, not hand to hand.

    Of course if we’re bringing tools into the situation you could have some sort of gorilla fellatio device

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      4 months ago

      Both “dude I’m so powerful I could use a weapon I never invented, to kill animals” and “I suppose we could create a device to fellate gorillas” are the duality of man