imagine dying in storm jerry
fucking insult to (fatal) injury
Glorious
Me and Lorenzo rollin’ in the Benzo
sorry honkies that one’s reserved for any typhoon that ends up hitting Burma
Nestor blowing in wearing khakis, a button up, and thick rimmed glasses like a nerd
Critical suport for Lorenzo wrecking Texas
ugh, one of these is my mom’s name and another is from my least favorite ex-
here’s hoping fate doesn’t pick this year to get cute.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
“Barry” nobody’s taking that shit-ass storm seriously and people will die because of it
Here comes Barry, hump de dump
cw: lots and lots of bullet-involved violence You missed out on this whole show?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Nominative determinism will finally kill us all with Hurricane Wendy
Nestor
Excited to find out which of these names will be retired after a storm devastates Texas/Louisiana/Florida and kills hundreds of people due to the US’s complete inability to respond to natural disasters.
In related news: FEMA says it will stick with last year’s hurricane plan after its director tells staff he ‘didn’t realize it was a season’
