The benefits of productivity increases should not be consolidated at the top. We should take our time back.
12 hours? Must be playing Commander.
Only when people are running exorbitant amounts of symmetrical boardwipes. Resetting the game tends to make them last forever.
Are you telling me you don’t like my (hypothetical) Child of Alara boardwipes deck?
In actuality, I’m with you. I build my decks so that they’re fun to play, and hopefully fun to play against. A guy at my local store apparently only builds decks that are a slog to play against. Thalia and Gitrog death and taxes, with Winter Orb and fogs to show the game down so he can win with Gates. Norin thievery. Anikthea enchantment lockout, with multiple ways to populate copies of Sphere of Safety and other pillowfort enchantments. You get the idea.
I do get the idea, and I have a deck specifically made to ruin their fun as I have a friend who does the same kinds of things much too often. I built an ‘assist’ deck that’s mostly group hug but also adds in a good amount of combo pieces for everyone.
Need flash? Here’s tidal barracuda.
Need cards? Heartwood storyteller, kami of the Cresent, howling mine, and my personal favorite soldevi sentry is there for you.
Need untaps? Intruder alarm.
Need land? Here’s all the basics you could ever want with avatar of growth, new frontiers, collective voyage, and rites of flourishing.
Im not here for a long time, but it’s going to be a good time. It also heavily rewards bad mana bases with lots of basics.
(Nobody tell that guy, he’s holding his cards backwards)
Just one quick game.
JANNY JANNIES ON LEMMY FUCK FEED CLEAN IT UP CHUCK’S DILATE FANCY GERMAN CAR JANNY SUCK JANNIES AND DILATE HOT POCKETS CHUCK COPE I CAN’T HOT POCKETS DILATE SNEED SUCK SNEED’S PARK AVENUE MANICURE HOT POCKETS FLOYD SNEED’S SNEED FLOYD PARK AVENUE MANICURE CHUCK SEETHE SNEED CHUCK’S ON LEMMY JANNY SNEED CHUCK’S ON LEMMY AND FANCY GERMAN CAR FEED SNEED’S CITY SLICKER CHUCK CITY SLICKER GUCCI LOAFERS SEETHE I CAN’T SEED
CLEAN IT UP SUCK DILATE FLOYD SNEED’S JANNIES FLOYD SNEED CLEAN IT UP FEED DILATE ON LEMMY DILATE CHUCK’S SEED SUCK FLOYD CLEAN IT UP PARK AVENUE MANICURE CITY SLICKER SNEED’S CLEAN IT UP DILATE AND HOT POCKETS SEETHE FLOYD FEED SEETHE AND CHUCK’S DILATE FUCK GUCCI LOAFERS FEED HOT POCKETS I CAN’T JANNIES FOR FREE JANNIES JANNY FOR FREE CLEAN IT UP FUCK FOR FREE DILATE COPE I CAN’T COPE SNEED’S
FANCY GERMAN CAR CITY SLICKER ON LEMMY SNEED’S FLOYD ON LEMMY SUCK SNEED’S AND SEETHE SEETHE CLEAN IT UP CHUCK FOR FREE I CAN’T GUCCI LOAFERS FANCY GERMAN CAR CHUCK DILATE PARK AVENUE MANICURE AND FLOYD FUCK DILATE FEED I CAN’T CHUCK DILATE SEETHE CITY SLICKER GUCCI LOAFERS CHUCK’S SNEED’S FANCY GERMAN CAR GUCCI LOAFERS FUCK JANNIES AND AND HOT POCKETS FEED FEED FLOYD FLOYD CLEAN IT UP GUCCI LOAFERS SEED CHUCK AND DILATE
FOR FREE CHUCK SUCK DILATE JANNY I CAN’T CHUCK’S CHUCK DILATE PARK AVENUE MANICURE AND COPE JANNIES ON LEMMY SEED CLEAN IT UP SEED FANCY GERMAN CAR GUCCI LOAFERS CHUCK’S JANNY DILATE FOR FREE SEED SNEED DILATE CITY SLICKER SNEED’S HOT POCKETS FOR FREE SUCK CLEAN IT UP HOT POCKETS CHUCK’S FUCK CHUCK CITY SLICKER SUCK CHUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEED HOT POCKETS CHUCK CLEAN IT UP FOR FREE CITY SLICKER FLOYD PARK AVENUE MANICURE JANNIES CHUCK
PARK AVENUE MANICURE ON LEMMY AND FLOYD CHUCK’S SUCK I CAN’T SUCK CLEAN IT UP ON LEMMY FUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR FEED SEED FUCK FLOYD FUCK CHUCK’S FOR FREE SNEED SEETHE CLEAN IT UP JANNY FEED FANCY GERMAN CAR CHUCK’S FLOYD SUCK SNEED’S GUCCI LOAFERS ON LEMMY I CAN’T I CAN’T PARK AVENUE MANICURE FLOYD DILATE COPE SEETHE COPE AND CLEAN IT UP HOT POCKETS FUCK SEED FEED JANNY JANNIES ON LEMMY AND CLEAN IT UP
I CAN’T FLOYD I CAN’T SNEED FANCY GERMAN CAR PARK AVENUE MANICURE FEED CHUCK CHUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR JANNY FUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR SUCK SEED FEED FLOYD CLEAN IT UP SUCK AND SNEED’S AND CITY SLICKER FEED JANNIES I CAN’T PARK AVENUE MANICURE FANCY GERMAN CAR CHUCK SUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR DILATE CLEAN IT UP FUCK COPE COPE SEETHE DILATE FOR FREE CHUCK FUCK SEED FLOYD PARK AVENUE MANICURE FANCY GERMAN CAR CLEAN IT UP SNEED’S HOT POCKETS CITY SLICKER CHUCK
SUCK SNEED FOR FREE SNEED’S FLOYD JANNY FEED I CAN’T GUCCI LOAFERS SUCK COPE DILATE FANCY GERMAN CAR FEED FEED FUCK SEED SEED CLEAN IT UP PARK AVENUE MANICURE AND SUCK FUCK SNEED’S I CAN’T FOR FREE FOR FREE HOT POCKETS GUCCI LOAFERS CHUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE JANNY FLOYD JANNIES CLEAN IT UP FEED JANNIES COPE PARK AVENUE MANICURE CLEAN IT UP CHUCK’S CHUCK’S COPE SEED CHUCK’S JANNY SNEED’S SUCK SNEED’S SEED
i already do this. my boss just doesn’t know it.
Me too. My boss is cool with it.
HOT POCKETS GUCCI LOAFERS JANNY SNEED JANNIES FLOYD FOR FREE AND CHUCK’S JANNY CHUCK’S CHUCK SNEED CHUCK’S JANNY SNEED’S SUCK JANNIES I CAN’T AND GUCCI LOAFERS FOR FREE COPE SNEED’S CITY SLICKER CHUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE CHUCK CHUCK’S CLEAN IT UP SNEED CHUCK’S SEETHE JANNY FEED AND SUCK AND SEED FOR FREE SNEED’S PARK AVENUE MANICURE FEED SUCK CLEAN IT UP CITY SLICKER SEETHE FEED SUCK JANNY
SEED CHUCK CLEAN IT UP JANNIES CITY SLICKER COPE SEED FANCY GERMAN CAR JANNIES AND SEETHE SNEED SEED SNEED JANNY CHUCK CLEAN IT UP SNEED’S SNEED’S FOR FREE CLEAN IT UP SEETHE CLEAN IT UP PARK AVENUE MANICURE SNEED’S FANCY GERMAN CAR CHUCK SNEED ON LEMMY COPE ON LEMMY SNEED’S CITY SLICKER FOR FREE CITY SLICKER FANCY GERMAN CAR PARK AVENUE MANICURE FUCK FEED DILATE CHUCK’S FUCK FEED FANCY GERMAN CAR HOT POCKETS COPE GUCCI LOAFERS DILATE FLOYD HOT POCKETS
FLOYD SNEED CHUCK’S FEED GUCCI LOAFERS SNEED’S PARK AVENUE MANICURE AND SNEED’S FEED PARK AVENUE MANICURE CHUCK GUCCI LOAFERS SNEED SEETHE HOT POCKETS AND JANNY CHUCK ON LEMMY ON LEMMY COPE CITY SLICKER SEED JANNIES SEED COPE CITY SLICKER COPE SUCK ON LEMMY CHUCK SEED SNEED SEETHE GUCCI LOAFERS SEETHE FEED HOT POCKETS CLEAN IT UP CITY SLICKER FUCK COPE FEED SEETHE SNEED’S CHUCK’S HOT POCKETS CHUCK’S JANNIES
Not that there is anything wrong with insects.
CITY SLICKER JANNIES CITY SLICKER FUCK HOT POCKETS CITY SLICKER I CAN’T SNEED’S ON LEMMY HOT POCKETS SUCK FEED FANCY GERMAN CAR AND SEED I CAN’T COPE FLOYD SEED PARK AVENUE MANICURE I CAN’T FUCK SNEED’S GUCCI LOAFERS ON LEMMY SEED FANCY GERMAN CAR AND FEED SUCK AND PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEED HOT POCKETS GUCCI LOAFERS CHUCK’S HOT POCKETS AND CITY SLICKER GUCCI LOAFERS SUCK GUCCI LOAFERS GUCCI LOAFERS COPE CHUCK’S ON LEMMY COPE PARK AVENUE MANICURE DILATE CLEAN IT UP
