Lucy Roberts managed a jewelry store for a year and would bring jewelry home with her, falsifying inventory records. She left the job and later went on a cruise, sending selfies to her former coworkers and telling them how much fun she was having. Police arrested her at the airport when she returned to the UK.

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    7 days ago

    managed a jewelry store

    sending selfies to her former coworker

    she should had read “how to get away with a heist for dummies,” but i am affraid she didn’t

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      7 days ago

      Doing Crime and Getting Away with it — A Guide for Villains:

      1. No monologues. At worst there’s a wire, at best you’re waste valuable time.
      2. No selfies. do we have to say this one?
      3. No sharks. yes they’re cool, but using sharks for evil is beyond even the vilest villains.