That I was the millionth visitor and I could claim my free iPod.
I remember the “to download this answer this survey and win a free iPad” and being smart enough to know it was a scam but also dumb enough to think it might be real and just enter the info of the vacant house down the road and check it every day to see if it had came
A list of usenet groups on my dad’s computer around 1989. Porn groups, I think, but that may be mixed up with another later memory.
Ask your dad when you’re old enough.
Lol, he’s dead
Not as dead as his joke.
LOL, sorry for you loss.
I remember seeing a banner ad proclaiming that I could see O.J. beating Nicole. I was just looking for Calvin & Hobbes cartoons
Besides the dialing sound? Good question. Maybe ICQ sounds… annoyed the hell out of my parents probably
That annoyedme right now, I could hear that uh-oh!
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Porn lol
“Welcome!”
“You’ve got mail!”
This is about all I can remember for my first online experience. Just remember opening AOL and not exactly knowing what else to do except click around random links, looking at whatever websites I came across, all with that classic 90s basic HTML look.
Rage comics
Actually, it’s probably Yahoo’s search engine
Bembo’s Zoo (defunct): https://bemboszoo.com/
It was an interactive website with animal animations for each letter of the alphabet. The animals were made from the letters.
- Archive (non-interactive): https://web.archive.org/web/20000816172409/http://www.bemboszoo.com/
- Blog post about the site: https://soundeffects.fandom.com/wiki/Bembo's_Zoo_(Websites)
- YouTube demo play-through: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzbp-UPs5lw
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Stick fights and blue waffle/lemon party/hamster dance.
One of these things is not like the other.
Super fly
BBSes. My first modem was for my Commodore 64. All you could connect to were Bulletin Board Services which were simply someone else’s computer that was running software. Usually you would get some sort of menu if options when you connected.
CompuServe came not too long after that probably on an 8088 or 386 PC.
Depends on what you call “online”.
I would say Q-Link on a commodore 64.
The very first time I got internet, it was by hooking my BBS up to an internet provider in Colorado. Every night my computer would do a dial-up connection and exchange email and Usenet via UUCP. I was the only BBS that was connected to the for-real internet that I know of. Probably the very first things I accessed as I was getting the account set up were Usenet and poking around on anonymous FTP sites for major universities. They had all kinds of random nonsense there.
I moved away from home for the last two years of high school, so I had no internet, but we got email through the high school in my senior year. It was a big deal; among other things it meant I could exchange email with a girl I knew who lived far away instead of sending letters. It was her dad’s email account though. She had no email of her own. You kids have no idea how lucky y’all are.
The first time I messed around with the web was at a summer programming job; it was very rudimentary at that time. We basically didn’t use it; the day to day job was effectively disconnected from anything aside from the work we were doing locally on the machine. Pretty much the only thing I remember from the one machine in the office that was hooked up to the web was the Rome Lab Snoball Cam.
In college first first couple of years I used an extremely rudimentary DSL-type system for accessing email and things from off campus. Text only. Computers on campus were web-aware; mostly Unix machines with Netscape. It was as I was going through school that things like the web started to become really ubiquitous on all PCs, and by the time I’d graduated it was everywhere, mostly the modern version, and all computers were assumed to be hooked up to it.
I was like 5: I typed in yahoo.com, searched “pop” because it was the only word I could think of at that moment.
Earliest interesting thing: I played the old flash game where you get X-ray glasses and you look at people’s junk when I was like 6.
I have a very early memory of being showed a grey web page with just a list of blue hyperlinks, extremely rudimentary. I think it was an early form of Yahoo! search.
The first thing I remember doing on the web unsupervised was looking up cheat codes for N64 games on Ask Jeeves.
Some pictures loading pixel by pixel, first in very large pixels, then a bid smaller, in finer resolution, and by the time the smallest pixels start to appear, you are already finished.
