Andrew Cuomo was the most carbrain candidate.

He doesn’t walk.

He doesn’t take the subway.

He doesn’t bike.

He only travels in his Ford dodger

He has been caught speeding again and again in his Ford dodger:

https://gothamist.com/news/early-addition-guess-whose-dodge-charger-has-been-speeding-through-manhattan-school-zones

https://nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/06/16/no-mo-cuomo-scofflaw-ex-gov-caught-speeding-two-more-times-bringing-total-to-4-tix-in-3-months

Cuomo was supported by Wall Street and Car Companies:

You defeated him. And the guy who won the democratic primary doesn’t even own a car.

Congratulations 🎉 · 🎉🥳

  • meowMix2525@lemm.eeEnglish
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    2 days ago

    I didn’t get it at first either but it’s definitely a clever play on words referring to dodge chargers being driven by reckless drivers, i.e. used to “dodge” other vehicles including fords.