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orangeNgreen@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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orangeNgreen@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    3 days is one thing, 8 days is impossible, (unless you don’t eat anything.)

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      I have a newborn that hasn’t had a shit for 5 days. According to our doctor, anything under 10 days is “normal”.

      So to answer the question…breastmilk?

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        Delicious, nutritious, shitless

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        My dad once said, “if breast milk is the perfect food, babies shouldn’t have to poop”.

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      I did a 7 days water fast and as far as I remember I only pooped on the second day or something.

      https://tube.jeena.net/w/hSpSWFhcCMwVUtBq1CdZJQ

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        And on the seventh day, God dropped a holy deuce and rested.

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      Honestly, over 8 days, I feel like even if you only drank some kind of liquid nutrients, your body would still filter out enough solids that you’d have something moving through your colon

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        Well sure, if what you’re drinking is “liquid nutrients” then it’s not much of a fast though.

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