1. Buy a single color van without any text on it
  2. Find 2 people to help you
  3. Cover your faces
  4. Drive to your victim, jump out, shout “ICE, you are under arrest” and throw the victim into the van

All people around you will think that nothing unusual is happening.

  • merc@sh.itjust.works
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    Do you mean the one from Norway? He wasn’t picked up by a van, he was denied entry at the airport.

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      20 hours ago

      And it was because of his admitted drug use. But don’t let facts get in the way of a good circle jerk

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          When they finally settle on a story, and then announce it, just like they always do, then I, for one, believe we must always take out our boys in blue at their word.