Anything to stay relevant

Rise and shine, Mr. Tate. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping in prison. No one is more deserving of prison time. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until… well, let’s just say your hour has come again. The right dumbass in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Tate. Wake up and smell the asses.

Idiot discovers that humanitarian organizations exist.

I’m so sorry to hear of Mr. Tate’s suicide…