Settled in an arid area with a giant salty lake because some murderous nut case said ot wss a good idea, then you gotta ask a god to make it rain where it usually doesn’t want to in the first place?
Maybe don’t live in a desert. Idiots.
Or pray for higher intelligence. Idiots.
Theocratic, Constitution-hating pieces of shit should be removed from office. That behavior is absolutely unacceptable.
Yeah, because your magic sky wizard, who apparently can see and knows everything, had no idea that you were in a drought and needs you to cast a magic spell for rain. Or whatever the fuck.
Sorry, not gonna happen. Your job is to take climate change seriously.
-God
Well Trump is now in charge of those weather making machine, why not just call him up.
Fuck you Mormons! Hope you all die!
Sorry, no! God has a plan, and the plan clearly is… NO WATER FOR YOU!!! Duh!
He might be on to something. You don’t eat, you don’t shit. You don’t shit, you don’t flush and therefore you save water.
Sounds like he should invest in long term infrastructure that supports life and nature; rather than being a parasite
Just turn on the faucet in Canada. Duh
