MrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 7 months ago28 April 2024sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1460arrow-down123
arrow-up1437arrow-down1image28 April 2024sh.itjust.worksMrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 7 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33arrow-down2·7 months agoEvery time I walk by a garage sale featuring baby toys, I often call it a dead baby sale. Have two babies now, but I think that gives me even more a right to make dead baby jokes.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down1·7 months agoI’ve had three abortions so I’m allowed to make dead baby jokes too.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 months agoI ejaculated on a wall once… I’m in!
minus-squareWorx@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 months agoDoes that make it a load-bearing wall?
minus-squarefrostwhitewolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·7 months agoOnly if it beared the load
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agoI feel a disturbance in the force. As if million of voices cried out in terror and then were suddenly silenced.
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoThese are the cries of the carrots. Can I get an amen!
minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 months agoHow’d you end up with 3 abortions lol
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·7 months agoEveryone needs a hobby.
minus-squarebradorsomething@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up13·7 months agoThey’re probably not selling the baby.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 months agoProbably not, but there’s no way to know for sure without making a fair offer.
Every time I walk by a garage sale featuring baby toys, I often call it a dead baby sale.
Have two babies now, but I think that gives me even more a right to make dead baby jokes.
I’ve had three abortions so I’m allowed to make dead baby jokes too.
I ejaculated on a wall once… I’m in!
Does that make it a load-bearing wall?
Only if it beared the load
I feel a disturbance in the force. As if million of voices cried out in terror and then were suddenly silenced.
These
are the cries
of the carrots.
Can I get an amen!
How’d you end up with 3 abortions lol
Everyone needs a hobby.
🤌
They’re probably not selling the baby.
Probably not, but there’s no way to know for sure without making a fair offer.