The West Asian country of Iraq has today dropped a bombshell on the international community.
Iraq’s government has announced an imminent plan to mount a ground, aerial and naval invasion of the North American country the United States of America.
A government spokesperson explained that the military action is ‘peace-keeping in nature’ and designed to protect the sanctity of democracy.
“If we allow totalitarian regimes to flourish in countries like America, then we threatened the stability of the entire region and the global community,” said the spokesperson. […]
Okay, let’s not get ahead of ourselves lol
You got something against Iraqi forces being described as Liberian potatoes?
LIB-TA-TORS. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
I mean, I guess they could be? I guess we need to do some sciency tests on them.
My friend, the state security forces of the American fascist regime are throwing political prisoners into death camps. When is the time to get ahead of ourselves if not now?
Okay, yeah, but it’s Iraq. Y’know. There’s still countries that are worse than the US. Just a lot fewer of them.
US leadership went to shit, but the society is comparatively healthy, they got used to be able to live freely, so there is hope they won’t take being broken into what passes for civil society in eg. Russia, that’s right.