The West Asian country of Iraq has today dropped a bombshell on the international community.
Iraq’s government has announced an imminent plan to mount a ground, aerial and naval invasion of the North American country the United States of America.
A government spokesperson explained that the military action is ‘peace-keeping in nature’ and designed to protect the sanctity of democracy.
“If we allow totalitarian regimes to flourish in countries like America, then we threatened the stability of the entire region and the global community,” said the spokesperson. […]
Sir/madam/other, I’m sorry to report that you have:
We’ve dispatched masked, unidentifiable law enforcement agents to your location to assist in your continued education. Do not resist.
Oh shit. I’ve been had. It doesn’t even seem abnormal in today’s news cycle.
I’d better put my phone down and go outside for awhile lol