I have a bidet and I am a happy asshole.
Hey I’m washing the chocolate starfish right this second!
Sounds like English isn’t your mother tongue. What you meant to say is “I have a happy asshole”. The difference is that having a hapoy asshole gives you pleasure, while being a happy asshole denies others pleasure.
Don’t misunderstand me, I am of course talking about your dog, given your username
Sounds like English isn’t your mother tongue
hapoy asshole
🤔
Me hoy hapoy?
AKA pussy telephone
Today was a good day. I learned new things.
Pussy telephone doesn’t sound half as good as the Finnish term pillupuhelin
I thought she said booty telephone. I guess I need an ear telephone.
Idk why either, this is a must in every home in my country. Toilet paper is gross
I just use wet wipes.
Paper -> wet wipes -> paper.
Just like new.
Wet wipes made of plastic will clog up the sewage system though unlike paper.
Wet wipes are better than just paper, but pale in comparison to a bidet. The wipes are usually made with plastic, too.
Dude what, that comment got removed by a moderator. I just said that I use wet wipes, what the hell.
Sorry - that was the auto-mod. It removes heavily down-voted stuff, which normally is something that needs removing, but not always. I’ll restore your comment.
Got Finnish ancestry. Everyone I see in Finland online reminds me of my cousins. I think I need to go visit.
Just don’t make out or get busy with anyone there, until you can confirm they are not related.
honestly if I fall face first into shit, I would use soap to clean it, water would not be sufficient
Every time I fall face first into shit I get an erection.
But yes. I use water to clean it off.