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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-29 months ago“What is my purpose?” “You help people get cancer by lighting their cigarettes, cigars, and pipes and occasionally arsonists burning down orphanages.” “Oh my God.”
minus-squarediprount_tomato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-29 months agoPeople who light up candles: 😟
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoBirthdays don’t exist. That’s a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake.
“What is my purpose?”
“You help people get cancer by lighting their cigarettes, cigars, and pipes and occasionally arsonists burning down orphanages.”
“Oh my God.”
People who light up candles: 😟
Birthdays don’t exist. That’s a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake.