Unless you’re my friends, which is then this.

Them: wyd?

Me: (immediate response) Hey man. I’m going to wrap up work at 5pm, then I’m going to dinner with my wife. Want to come and bring your new gf? If so, let me know and we’ll pick you up.

Them: (2 hours later) 🦶🪐📐🪬 haha feel me?