Michigan Advance’s Susan J. Demas opines…

Trump is reportedly preoccupied with Swift endorsing Biden again (which doesn’t seem like it would be a big surprise), muttering that he’s “more popular” than the megastar, while aides are chest-beating that they’ll start a “holy war” against her. The hope seems to be to intimidate Swift into silence or make the whole thing seem cringe to dampen excitement if she does become a Biden surrogate.

But it gets weirder.

The MAGA Swift hate seems to have reached a bizarre tipping point as she and Kelce have been hailed as the All-American couple, a veritable Norman Rockwell painting come to life. Real Americans are Trumpers, so the lore and Rust Belt diner-fed punditry goes. This simply cannot stand.

“I wonder who’s going to win the Super Bowl next month,” former GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy posted. “And I wonder if there’s a major presidential endorsement coming from an artificially culturally propped-up couple this fall.”

And lo, this election’s wackiest conspiracy theory was born. Kelce and Swift, you see, aren’t two rich, crazy kids in love. No, they’re integral parts of a Deep State psyop to ensure Biden’s reelection.

Is the GOP’s desperation making them (moreso) insane or is the GOP’s insanity making them desperate?

BTW, congrats, Swifty, on your record-breaking Grammy for Midnights last night! 🏆 💿 🎶 Your bank transfer from the Illuminati is forthwith. 🤣

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        7 months ago

        I actually was confused in all sincerity by @[email protected]’s comment. Who are these “lemmings”, “morons” and “idiot monster”? Am I the only one “in the room” who doesn’t know? Are these condescending terms adding anything to the conversation?

        But, hey, I hope you feel better.

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          7 months ago

          Maybe this will clear it up:

          Lemmings = someone who browses Lemmy

          the morons of the early aughts = people who thought Britney Spears was a CIA OP

          room with an idiot monster. = Probably referring to Spears’ father and conservatorship.

          morons of today = MAGAs

          idiot monster is also a narcissist = Trump