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minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoThe same piss test also showed Elon is pregnant.
minus-squarespazzman6156@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoDoesn’t that indicate testicular cancer?
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoDon’t worry, it will probably reject him & not want to ever talk to him.
minus-squareRose@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoThey also did a DNA test and found out that Elon is in fact not a good boy 🐶 but instead is a lazy bastard who sleeps all day on a sunny spot and plots for your demise. 🐱
The same piss test also showed Elon is pregnant.
Doesn’t that indicate testicular cancer?
Don’t worry, it will probably reject him & not want to ever talk to him.
Cutting out the surrogate.
They also did a DNA test and found out that Elon is in fact not a good boy 🐶 but instead is a lazy bastard who sleeps all day on a sunny spot and plots for your demise. 🐱