At least six family members who shared a meal of bear meat that one of the family members had harvested earlier were subsequently infected with brain worms, the CDC reports.
Doctors/Scientists: “Please do not X, it is bad for you and your health”
Republicans: takes X, grinds it up and mixes into cocaine and gunpowder, does lines of it off of an M-16 assault rifle while flipping everyone off the whole time. Dies horribly as a result
Doctors/Scientist: “…why…”
Relative of dead Republican: “I’m so proud of my relative. They lived their truth and chose to be free of the tyrannical ‘so-called’ modern sciences like a true red/white/blue blooded American should” fires gun into the sky. Learns zero lessons
Doctors/Scientists: “Please do not X, it is bad for you and your health”
Republicans: takes X, grinds it up and mixes into cocaine and gunpowder, does lines of it off of an M-16 assault rifle while flipping everyone off the whole time. Dies horribly as a result
Doctors/Scientist: “…why…”
Relative of dead Republican: “I’m so proud of my relative. They lived their truth and chose to be free of the tyrannical ‘so-called’ modern sciences like a true red/white/blue blooded American should” fires gun into the sky. Learns zero lessons
Spot on!