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can@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works ·
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If I Don't Get My Medium-Rare Shell Steak With Roasted Vegetables In The Next 10 Minutes, The Terrorists Have Already Won

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If I Don't Get My Medium-Rare Shell Steak With Roasted Vegetables In The Next 10 Minutes, The Terrorists Have Already Won

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can@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works ·
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Waitress, I realize you’re very busy and, no doubt, you have a lot on your mind. God knows, everyone does these days. But what this country needs right now is a return to normalcy. We need to work, laugh, and eat the way we did before Sept. 11. That’s why it’s absolutely vital that I get my medium-rare shell steak with roasted vegetables in the next 10 minutes. Because if I don’t, well, then the terrorists have already won.

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    Hence why they share these classics.

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