This headline is a roller coaster.
“In what possible application is that concept not a horrifying ‘torment nexus’ level of oh okay that makes sense.”
How much power does it provide? This doesn’t sound like a high-energy reaction.
Second question, if it’s actually enough to be useful, which I doubt: How long does it last?
This reads like a nothingburger right now. Science journalists have a way of taking academically-interesting projects and omitting all the catches so they seem commercially relevant.
in the future: you’ll see people crying in public and you’ll assume that they’re just recharging their batteries. lol
If they can find a way to offload the excess energy to my house, I’ll never pay for electricity again!
But then what will make you cry?
I mean… ¿Everything else?
This, Evil Villains everywhere rejoiced in this new found technology.
Boy, I’ll be running a nuclear power plant in my eyes. Finally, a depression win
It’s finally time to introduce my CathartoMAX video player that only shows Coco, Moonlight, the beginning of Up, the Leaves From A Vine scene from ATLA, and other things that will make the user cry.
Mirror
And we’ll never hear of that one again.
It’s a “Monster Inc” reboot ?
We can make unlimited green power by putting these in orphans eyes and poking them with sharp sticks. Who want to invest?
“You mean all this is powered by a forsaken child?!”
“I didn’t use the whole thing!”
Isn’t that just a summary of the military and their mission to secure oil?
The is green 🌈. So no ethical issues
Just make sure to use rainbow coloured sticks.
And we can market it as a more humane alternative to the orphan crushing machine. Pure genius.
The orphans are still getting crushed afterwards, this just allows their lives to have meaning
That goes without saying.
Watching a football game from the worst seat: “Make me cry, make me cry!”
Now the bro-dozer crowd can drive a truck that is literally powered by the tears of “liberals” and reduce emissions at the same time. It’s a win-win.