hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months agoApex friend?sopuli.xyzimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1472arrow-down17
arrow-up1465arrow-down1imageApex friend?sopuli.xyzhydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-25 months agoAll of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·5 months agoI am a meat popsicle
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoYou’re not classified as human?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoThis is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.
minus-squarejettrscga@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoThis feels generous given the average person, but I see where you’re coming from.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoPeople can surprise you sometimes, it’s one of our superpowers.
All of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).
I am a meat popsicle
You’re not classified as human?
Negative
This is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.
This feels generous given the average person, but I see where you’re coming from.
People can surprise you sometimes, it’s one of our superpowers.