I don’t know the context. The Bluesky post merely said…
This is insane.
I ain’t watching this shit, but here’s the video:
that’s red turning juice! Oof ouch owie skin
Turning Red (2022)
When you’re in the country club and bro takes the last cup of baby blood. (This is a joke, feds.)
“Don’t! That’s my mug!”
"What’re you gonna do about it?
“MOM!!! HE’S DRINKING OUT OF MY MUG!”
“DON’T DRINK FROM THE SIMPSONS MUG IT WILL TURN YOU RED”
“Really? I gotta try it real quick”“Piers, you woke moralist, stop drinking your tea and come help me! The chaos dragons have pulled my tie too tight, Piers! I’m choking to death!”
The two allotropes of phosphorus
Jordan Peterson attempting to prove that “turning red turns you dead” and failing (he’s been at it for 35 minutes)
Mom told you it was my turn to play with the Nintendo, but nooo, instead you kept playing my turn! And now the Nintendo is gone and I never had my turn!!!
What a lovely shade of gammon
Remember me, your neighborhood crossroad demon? You signed a contract and I made you a celebrity idiot on TV. The papers are coming due soon and your rotted, corrupt soul will be mine.
The thing about benzodiazepines is that they let make it easier to deal with chaos. But the chaos people, remember when I told you women are chaos people, piers? The chaos people don’t want that, so they make you stop using them.
Jorpy bear maces himself to prove that nofap gives superhuman powers beyond the comprehension of any feeeeemoid (
) chaos dragon. Antics ensue.
