Well then…
Don’t post pictures of text and definitely don’t post pictures of headlines without linking to the article
What if I told you, that this headline is most likely fabricated?
Then I would downvote it and encourage others to also downvote misinformation
It’s very obviously a joke. Lighten up a bit.
Then post in circle jerk. This isn’t a comm for low effort jokes
Many people seem to disagree with you. Just ignore the post and move on?
No, we need to involve the mods. People on the internet are dumb, but we have standards and rules against misinformation for a reason
How is this blatantly obvious joke in any form misinformation? What is your train of thought here?
Is it quality content? Maybe not. But it made me chuckle a bit and sometimes that’s good enough.
Very funny! Even an omnivore can enjoy this one.
Everyone here saying that tofu, rice, flower, etc don’t have flavor of their own should stop adding so much sugar, salt, and fat to everything they eat.
My very omnivorous kids love tofu, especially with pork - kimchi jigae, ma po tofu, in ramen with pork belly. The youngest loves the soft tofu in miso soup too. We always just treated it like food.
@[email protected] it’s nothing like paneer though - whole foods makes creamed spinach with coconut milk and tofu instead of cream and paneer and the tofu is vile as a dub for paneer. In about the way you would expect, if you’ve had soy milk - it’s basically soy milk paneer. Very different texture.
I hate to be the one to ask but is there a video?
Bullshit. You love to be the one.
Can you buy me a drink next time before you call me out that hard?
I’m a freak, but what the fuck?
Their username checks out I guess
Common poster, always up for a chat.
Definitely notice them morenow that I saw the username. I honestly don’t pay much attention to usernames tbh
You’re also being kind of judgmental.
But you’re on my couch?! How did you even get in here? And I don’t- where did you get that turkey, and why is th- oh hell no aaaaAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I don’t think there is, @[email protected].
There’s only three t’s.
NSFW, in case that wasn’t obvious.
Tofu alone is not anything great, but it’s also not gross. It’s pretty flat and nutural in flavor which is what makes it great because you can make it taste like most anything. It’s like saying flour is gross. Like I don’t want a spoon full of flour, but I’ll make you a damn fine pancake.
My sister always said tofu tastes like nothing and it just tastes like whatever you season it with. Ah yes, unlike the chicken that is so flavorful that you brine it overnight and then rub it with a ton of salt and spices just to not make it bland.
I don’t get it, do they not like the taste of tofu? How is it gross?
“It isn’t a meal unless something died.”
It’s not gross. I just never had tofu that had any worthwhile taste. Probably have not had good tofu hut nonetheless.
Pressing it helps. It’s hard for it to soak up flavors when it’s waterlogged.
I feel the same way about meat, I always put sauces on my meats
I consider myself vegetarian now, but you make a sound point…all proteins are really made by their preparation. I’ve had some damn good tofu and some really bad steaks.
I mean tofu by itself tastes pretty much of nothing. You need to like marinade and spice it before it tastes good.
Personally I also like making sure one side is fried until very crispy.
Really pressing all the water out first is key to get it crispy. Soaking it briefly in eggwash (or oil if vegan) and breading it with breadcrumbs or even just flour before frying it hard makes it soooooo good. Can add spices to the eggwash too.
Might be more of a texture thing
There are a variety of textures you can get from tofu.
That’s what it is for my wife. I don’t mind it but she’s not a fan.
Ah I never had tofu myself but paneer is literally my most favourite ingredient. Its pretty massive among vegetarians in India but I can see why some would hate it. I am guessing tofu would be very similar in texture.
Paneer gang!
There’s various textures tofu comes in
- coarse tofu is like a more spongy, less fatty feta. Not great, but it exists to be pressed, marinated, and fried, which can make it amazing
- silk tofu is very tender, texture is something between jello and pudding. Great as cubes in soup.
- you can but deep fried tofu, which is great
There’s probably more
It tastes a wee bit rancid, like burnt garlic. No thanks.
I never got this taste from tofu ever, any chance you maybe just had spoiled tofu…?
From experience, it seems to be like detecting the smell of ants. A genetic trait not present on everyone. To me, tofu smells rank, but sliced thin and after I add a splash of full salt soy sauce, it turns out delicious. My dad says the same happens to him.
And trust me, I have tried lots of types of tofu in my life, it is a staple in my diet.
I love tofu. Shame that I have to fart so fucking much from it. I get real stomach cramps from tofu for some reason :(
Stuffing turkey can get you a nice case of food poisoning.
Stuffing tofu will not.
Got any good stuffed tofurky recipes?
Stuffing a turkey won’t give you food poisoning, you gotta eat it for that option.
Spatchcocked turkey is where it’s at, my friend
I think it depends on where you stuff it.
Alton Brown says stuffing is evil, and I believe him.
Fisting a turkey and still not wrong, that’s how bad tofu is. Every time I eat more then 700 gram of tofu in one sitting, I barf!
Tofu bad reaction on a tofu bad meme seems in line to me, what gives mod?
Come on I eat at least a kilo of tofu per meal it’s not that hard
It pairs great with a kilo of cocaine. I call it the 2-kilo meal-o
cloaca its all the flavour makers
I don’t care what other people eat or what they think about what I eat. These kinds of posts seem childish to me.
I care about other people senselessly killing creatures that don’t have to die because they like the flavor. Posts just sticking their head in the sand saying “can’t everyone get along?” seem kind of childish to me.
Posts just sticking their head in the sand saying “can’t everyone get along?”
I’ve neither stuck my head in the sand nor suggested that everyone get along.
I care what other people (let) kill or what they think about what they eat. These kinds of knee-jerk comments seem childish to me.
I would argue they just put things into perspective.
Came here from all and love steak, but also well aware many of us are disassociated from where much of our food comes from. Cows are intelligent, social, have their own personalities and are delicious seared.
At least when spoken totally seriously. Highly cringe like That Vegan Teacher. Who equates letting an infant taste cooked meat to SA-ing the infant. Literally says, “think about that. Envision that.”
Even if it were to convince anyone to yuck on their yum, it’s best to do it in (hopefully playful) jest and gently plant the seed of doubt in their thoughts. Not openly attack something they like. That just makes them not like you.
I don’t understand anything you’ve written here.
Socializing must be difficult for you, then.
You’re not making any sense.
Your first comment
Not openly attack something they like. That just makes them not like you.
Your very next comment
You’re all stupid
I just don’t know what SA-ing and yuck on their yum means. It’s like the internet version of Foghorn Leghorn.
SA is ::: spoiler spoiler Sexual Assault :::
Yucking someone’s yum is just a phrase about trying to turn someone away from something they enjoy. like if someone was to tell me that knee pits aren’t sexy I’d say ‘don’t yuck my yum’
salt, pepper, mixed herb, smoked paprika, soy sauce all over a few ripped pieces of extra firm. Fry off in oil until edges are caramelised and golden. brilliant for grilled sandwiches or even on its own imo
