or you can’t compete

Nah nah fuck that noise. ‘Jack of all trades but ace of none’ or however the saying goes, is a shitty way to go about things. I don’t have the biggest dick but I know my way around around the block, and I know I’m good at it. More specialized > the catch-all bitches.

Let the fucks with their special engine requirements eat shit. Standardize or write a fucking proper program (miss me with that “app” bullshit) or fuck right off. “everyone is special… exactly like you” now fuck off web dev. Your shit doesn’t get a permit.

…

I may have some… disputes with the way the web is done nowadays.

Well comparing the two…

Just gotta push it, push it real good

“it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it”

Me, who hasn’t cut my hair in very close to a decade now: can boys be included too? 🥺👉👈

Just grab em by the… oh my

It’s almost like it was a debate, and not a clown show

Fart on me da- nope, nope, I can’t

Hey now let’s not kinkshame the scat enthusiasts…

“my penis is microscopic, now get out of the way”

I was going to write a long series of events that grew in oddity and hilariousness until we all died a gruesome death, but that’s a lot of effort, so I’ll just put this here.

mostly among those 65 and older

Well at least it won’t be that way for much longer then

Using YouTube? Absolutely proprietary.

And now you disabled voicemail and calls so they have to text you, right?

I was sitting here like “I didn’t know Italy was part of the US” because the title sucks ass, so here’s the bit you are looking for

sent wire transfers through US financial institutions to pay North Korea

Man, did you pick the wrong road to chill on…

Tru fax

Company: “we made a new product that is better than our old product!”

Tech reviewers: collective gasp “unheard of! unprecedented! truly a first for the industry.”

Mad flex fam fr fr

(I wrote that when groggy, but my thinking was that it’s supposed to be read aloud/verbally, so you’d ignore the $ and say the cents. My brain was still asleep.)

About $3.50

E: also why do we say “three dollars and fifty cents” when it’s clearly “dollar three [and] fifty [cents]”. Language weird, return to grunts.