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Itzz Me@midwest.socialM to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

Don't be hatin', this is what American Culture looks like

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Don't be hatin', this is what American Culture looks like

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Itzz Me@midwest.socialM to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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    10 months ago

    I like the solitary grape. Gotta get some fiber in your meal.

    • I'll be on [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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      I think that’s an olive, but your point still stands lol

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        That makes waaaaaaaaaaay more sense

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      There’s another olive behind the chicken, you can see it just peeking behind the drumstick. Probably more under it tbh

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    Taking the piss out of beans on toast has always been so weird to me because there’s nothing more pan-humanity that eating legumes on a starch

    It might be bread and beans, rice and lentils, peanuts and potatoes, but sooner or later, everyone will come up with their own version of “Bean on toast”

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    This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.

    • 🧟‍♂️ Cadaver@lemmy.world
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      You fuckers have fried butter sticks…

      • midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works
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        Lmao who the fuck told you that?

        • 🧟‍♂️ Cadaver@lemmy.world
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          10 months ago

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_butter

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            Well, if it’s on wikipedia it must be true.

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              I’m an American and it’s true, the Texas state fair is a testament to the horrific nature of mankind

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          Typical American ego trip: “if I don’t know about it then it must be false”.

          How’s your high horse, buddy?

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            They showed up to “correct” a joke. They’re riding among the clouds.

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    That’s 100% from that one brazillian pizza place who makes weirdass pizzas and 2 thirds of them are jokes

    I would destroy the ones in the middle tbh. And they would destroy me.

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