President Trump promoted a limited edition, self-branded fragrance with a gold statue of him on the bottle, urging supporters to "get one for your loved ones."
Before you know it there will be a Trump fan shop in every city, selling his parfume and other nonsense. Then they’ll conquer the rest of the market: ‘gold’ side tables, ‘gold’ doormats, ‘gold’ bread knives, ‘gold’ salami, ‘gold’ olives, ‘gold’ potatoes, ‘gold’ paperclips, ‘gold’ sunglasses, ‘gold’ flip-flops, you name it. All with his head on it. And of course that signature 45-47 lettering. Super exclusive.
Before you know it there will be a Trump fan shop in every city, selling his parfume and other nonsense. Then they’ll conquer the rest of the market: ‘gold’ side tables, ‘gold’ doormats, ‘gold’ bread knives, ‘gold’ salami, ‘gold’ olives, ‘gold’ potatoes, ‘gold’ paperclips, ‘gold’ sunglasses, ‘gold’ flip-flops, you name it. All with his head on it. And of course that signature 45-47 lettering. Super exclusive.