cracker ass gandalf with his fancy bleach robes
“Gandalf the White? Gandalf MY ASS”
"Yeah? The jerk store called! They’re out of you!
I suddenly have a hankering for shrimp.
“what about Gandalf the Shite? my lord”
We’ll make him see the error in his ways and then he’ll be Gandalf the Contrite!
No shot orcs have a vocabulary large enough for contrite but I like where your head is at lol
That line could be Saruman replying to the orc, so it still works.
been there and done that, can relate
“Saruman, the silly!”
“Saruman the wrinky”
“Wat?!”
“SARUMAAAN THE STINKYYY!!!”
“NNNNOOOoooooooo”
*wrinkly
Lmao good catch. Skippy keyboard strikes again. I won’t even edit it. XD
Comeback tomorrow.
The French call it “l’esprit de l’escalier”, the spirit of the staircase
When you think of the perfect comeback on your way up the stairs in a huff
