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There’s a lot of stuff I need to debunk which I will get to don’t worry, but I want to start with what I find the funniest which is the notorious “slightly autistic” tweet. This is gonna be a bit so just bare with me
This is entirely fake. Like, literally none of this ever happened. Ever. I don’t even know where he got this from. My best guess is that he went to the Milo Yiannopoulis school of gay stereotypes, just picked some at random and said “eh- good enough” in a last-ditch attempt to garner sympathy points when he is so obviously in the wrong even in his own fucking story.
I did not have a “love of musicals & theatre” when I was four, because y’know… I was fucking four. I did not know what these things were. My earliest real experience with musicals was when my twin brother had a hamilton phase in 8th/9th grade and overplayed it so much in the car to the point where for a long time I swore off the entire genre.
I never picked out jackets for him to wear and I was most certainly not calling them “fabulous” because literally what the fuck. I did not use the word fabulous when I was four because once again I would like to reiterate… I was four. Like this is so obvious I don’t even think it warrants explanation but apparently people believe this nonsense so here I am.
This entire thing is completely made up and there’s a reason for this. He doesn’t know what I was like as a child because he quite simply wasn’t there, and in the little time that he was I was relentlessly harassed for my femininity and queerness. Obviously he can’t say that, so I’ve been reduced to a happy little stereotype f*g-ing along to use at his discretion. I think that says alot about how he views queer people and children in general.
As for if I’m not a woman… sure, Jan. Whatever you say. I’m legally recognized as a woman in the state of California and I don’t concern myself with the opinions of those who are below me. Obviously Elon can’t say the same because in a ketamine-fueled haze, he’s desperate for attention and validation from an army of degenerate red-pilled incels and pick-mes who are quick to give it to him. Go touch some fucking grass✨
Answering another user, she adds:
gotohitori2: extremely shocked to hear this dbag is a liar. hope you’re not too bothered by what he says about you 😭
vivllainous: I’m not lol. I’ve just started to find it funny at this point. Calling me dead on a podcast with JORDAN PETERSON of all people while basically admitting you have zero reading comprehension by saying you were “tricked” into signing documents that you read over multiple times is basically a parody of itself. Like it’s honestly camp-
Good for her. Fuck Lonnie in the ear.
Is the joke there that you have him a feminine nickname?
I don’t think of Lonnie as a feminine name, but it’s definitely an older one. I think of it like Glenn or Gary
There’s no joke other than calling him a name that clearly doesn’t take him seriously. I call Giuliani Rutabaga. And MTG Margie. Like they’re less worthy of respect because they are.
Diminutive is what it is. Historically for Alonzo.
Lonnie is feminine where you live?
It’s a typical “dad got me a job in the mailroom in '62, and I’ve been the mail room manager ever since” sheltered, working class old white guy who thinks he’s middle class because he doesn’t understand how rich the rich are, but he sure knows the poor aren’t trying hard enough and kids these days eat too many avocados, but he doesn’t bring it up unless you ask him directly.
He’s a bit off with the fairies but he’s only a little racist compared to mates his age, that old Lonnie.
I’ve known a couple Lonny’s – never heard it used as a feminine name.
Lonnie?
Can’t ya dig, hip cat? You no speaka de èlöñ?
@[email protected] is that really his child? I didn’t even know he had any, much less twins. Are both twins trans?
I know identical triplets, and only one is trans.
I know a lot about HRT, but science doesn’t really know why people are trans in the first place.
HRT?
Hormone replacement therapy. The main component of medical gender transition.
He has the Nick Cannon mindset and has like 12 so far, with 3 different women.
Most of his kids are through IVF and surrogate. Musk’s kids and birth mothers
I don’t understand why he requires IVF or a surrogate mother. Is he impotent without the help of science?
And wtf, he has a lot of kids!
Just looked at the article linked above, looks like his first kid died of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome at 10 weeks.
I can totally understand taking any possible precautions to never experience such thing ever again. It must be traumatic to any person
There’s no known exact cause, only risk factors, of which natural insemination doesn’t seem to be one (according to wikipedia).
Yeah but it might give little bit of peace of mind + can be bought with money
The current theory I heard is that at that age, baby brains might not be perfect at automatic breathing. They simply stop breathing while asleep.
I wont go into the ethics of it, but you can do highly sophisticated genetic selection with IVF embryos. This allows you to reduce chances of certain physical and mental conditions in your child. I read an article about the popular reception of this procedure earlier https://hms.harvard.edu/news/study-reveals-public-opinion-polygenic-embryo-screening-ivf
Im assuming that Elon might want to do something like that but maybe i might be completely off.
Tl;dr: some GATTACA-type shit?
I just read the summary of the movie and yeah that might become an issue if we arent careful. Im hesitant to completely denounce the concept tho, because its basically just selective abortion and who am i to interfere with a persons individual rights to abortion?
He gets it from his dad, Errol, who believes it’s every man’s duty to make as many babies as possible. Elon’s relationship with his dad ended when his dad started a sexual relationship and impregnated Elon’s step sister. 🤮
I remember him making the news because he named one of his kids something dumb and unpronounceable.
Ever notice how much trouble arises from immigrants whose names start with Mu?
blahaj.zone moderator lmao
Correlation != causation
Also wtf
What the fuck dude.
Goated response honestly.
She definitely got her brains from her mother.
Elon would seek a paternity test, but…
Unbelievably based; I wish vivian nothing but the best
Thanks for posting the text. Threads is cancer.
Oh man, imagine not being able to use Twitter because your shitstain absentee father owns it
Doesn’t sound like a big loss. Especially now that is getting Xittier and Xittier.
Imagine wanting to use Twitter
Self proclaimed super duper genius Elon Musk… tricked into signing documents??? Impossible! One of the greatest minds in our lifetime, nay the entirety of the human race tricked by the woeful woke mind virus! Oh no!! What are we gonna do!!!
I bet whoever tricked him is the same person that tricked him into thinking the donkey piss design of the cybertruck was a good idea.
What a complete sack this dude is steadily revealing himself to be.
Maybe the same person who tricked him into buying Twitter, which he seemed to quickly regret.
Damn. This is sad as fuck man. My dad was a huge bigot while I was growing up. If you did anything that could be defined as “feminine” he’d call me or my brother’s out on it, saying, “that’s gay” or “that’s what fggots do". It could be the smallest thing. My younger brother used to hold his hands intertwined against his chest when he walked. Big mistake. Cue my Dad, "that’s how fg’s walk” or when I saved my arms in 8th grade cause I was a bored teen “don’t you ever shave you arms again, are you fucking gay?”"
It was tough. As I’m most likely bisexual however even as a 40 yo mam I’m too afraid to explore my sexuality due to how I was raised. Unfortunately I feel ill most likely be in the closet forever.
My dad on the other hand has fortunately grown with the times and is now very accepting of LGBTq community. He sees that it’s not a choice and it’s how one is born.
Hell man, I know this isn’t worth much, but I hope you find a path to explore and live your sexuality, whatever that may be.
If you decide to come out, just know that you’ve got support out here in the world, and respect for the work it takes to overcome that kind of difficulty with upbringing. If you decide not to, just know that you’ve got support out here in the world, and respect for making your own decision about your self, which can be brutal with that kind of upbringing.
Unrelated, but: Is the threads website always this sluggish?
