• tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      3 months ago

      Easy.

      “what do you do for fun”: I’m really into horse-based watersports and am currently funding a Kazak paramilitary organization to take care of the mares whilst their parents are sold as meat to french markets.

      “how are you”: I am well.

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        3 months ago

        the problem with the humorous fake overshare strat is you’ll eventually meet someone who will play into it and you’ll either have a lot of fun or it will be uniquely horrible

        horse-based watersports a–
        “-uh! …which kind? no, not asking the kind of horse…”