This is how Yogi got his smarts.
The teacher’s last name is salmon. I’m glad she’s safe and I’m wondering if bears can read
I definitely thought there’s no way this was a chance encounter with a name like that.
Could be a prank
A salmon and a bear on a pine mountain
Is this an AI fever dream news article haha. The writers for the universe are just getting lazy now
Bear bugged out into “school of salmon”
Elaine Salmon, an elementary school teacher in Pine Mountain Club, California, said she left her classroom Tuesday evening to make copies in the school office ahead of the upcoming start of the new school year.
When she returned, she said a bear was in her classroom.
“I opened my classroom door and there was this bear charging towards the door,” Salmon told ABC Bakersfield affiliate KERO-TV. “I … closed the door, locked the bear in there, and then I went back to the office to call my husband.”
Someone help this poor bear get some education!
