What a bad day to have internet.

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      In OP’s defense, it’s kinda hard to tell nowadays if someone’s joking or not. Satire is dead and buried.

      Edit to add: there absolutely is a non zero chance that the guy in the pic literally and purposefully peed his pants, thought that was a flex and subsequently bragged about it on the primary social network for professionals.

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    This is what I will tell myself if I ever accidentally shit myself. “I just needed some adversity in my life guys!”

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      Shit yourself in public -> gov thinks you’re insane -> passive income from disability checks

      It’s really that easy guys.

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        I dare these people to try the disability income lifestyle. If you manage to save you lose disability before you have enough to do anything with it

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          Disability income is horrifying in the US. You’re essentially disallowed from owning things. Given that Europe will be waking up in a few hours, I’d like to ask whether the situation is panic-inducingly dystopian over there as well.

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            It’s horryfiyng but for other reasons. I’m actually on disability and like every other single person on disability in Italy (sure it’s better in other countries) I’m fortunate to have a family (as to not have to rely on the meager check) or else I’d be on the street or worse. Life on here costs about ~800€ a month but they expect (?) people with disability to live with 300/500 a month (the average disability pension) the only person I knew who received more than that (not even that more, barely 800€) was a lady that was literally a vegetable and her cares costed many multiples of 800€, at least the cool thing is that you can receive these brownie points and keep working. Can’t comment on other European nations as they’re all different in som ways.

            Edit: oh also when you turn 18 the gov agency in charge of disabilities and pension does whatever is it in its power to strip you of your meager check🙄

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    Just let a little out, then let it dry, then a little more, and repeat.

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      Only problem is once you let a little out, it becomes harder to stop and before you know it your pants are wet from a waterfall.

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        I’ve done so many male keagals that my prostate could squeeze the top off an otter pop.