I’LL LET YOU CRANK MINE, MFER AROOO
HELL YEAH BROTHER, SHARING IS CARING, AROOOO
HERE I SIT, BROKIN HEARTED
CRANKED M’HOG BUT COULDN’T START ITA TRADGEDY I WOULDN’T WISH ON MY WORST ENEMY BROTHER!
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SPEAK UP BROTHER. I CAN’T HEAR YOU.
actually without a hog being cranked, it’s quite quiet around here…
WHAT DID YOU SAY? I’M SORRY, I THINK I HAVE HEARING DAMAGE FROM CRANKING MY HOG
WHAT’S THAT? I THINK I’VE BEEN CRANKING MY HOG SO LONG I GOT TINNITUS.
BROTHER, I CAN’T HEAR YOU. SPEAK UP!
I’VE FOUND IT, BROTHER!
I TRIED CRANKING THAT HOG, BUT HE GOT PRETTY PISSED
HAVE YOU CHECKED UNDERNEATH YOUR BED?
IT’S SUPER SPOOKY DOWN THERE, BROTHER. WE SHOULD HELP HIM LOOK.
YOU HAVE TO OVER COME THE HOG WITHIN BEFORE YOU CAN CRANK THE HOG FROM WITHOUT
WISE WORDS BORTHER
IN PUBLIC?
ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC AROOOO