Whatever version of Windows that allows group policy changes will let you turn off all the annoying stuff, that’d probably be your best bet for now.

I’m currently using Ardour on Arch with some packages from the pro-audio group, but I wouldn’t exactly call my setup “professional”

Is he wearing a polo and a button-up shirt?

E

Yup! You’ll just finish it out at the kiosk, and it’ll give you a bunch of credits, nanites, and quicksilver for all the stuff you did during the expedition. Don’t forget to put anything that you wanna take back to your main save into the slots on the right side of the menu!

It’s the one kink we’re allowed to shame

No

It’s just three hours of delivery room footage

Immediate arrest and subsequent disembowelment of anyone with a net worth that includes a fourth comma.

Crippling ketamine addiction, he has

He had a bad case of ligma

Splitters!

sad Niftu Kal noises

That is a cello, it’s Yo-yo Ma in the picture.

His sharpie broke

For sure, it’s not super supported, pipewire is your best bet by a long shot. Although I use JACK sometimes.

No it was not

You can use sndio on Linux

There are some that just clip to your phone!

You don’t understand, these 131 pedals are all part of my signature sound!

Just one of those days…