I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese
Nah. Geese aren’t mean enough. Get swans involved. Those fuckers will fight anything and are gigantic. Saw a swan drown a Canada goose for absolutely no reason once. It was brutal.
Seconded! The swan is the national bird of Denmark. Officially something about a voting process 40years ago on TV. But unofficially we were just really scared of the bird and tried appeasing it.
Did you know that a swan can break your arm?
Lmao you gotta appease the swans, because to them, violence was never an option.
I don’t doubt that a swan can fuck you up big time.
I used to row (in the UK) and agree. Swans are fucking terrifying and give zero fucks. I accidentally hit one with my oar once. I’ve been marked ever since. 👀
My grandmother’s only negative story about the war, in which both her school and home were destroyed by bombers, was about the fucking swans she had to deal with in the countryside after being evacuated.
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Cassowary!
This is the birth of a supervillain who trains birds to attack people in police uniforms.
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Crows are based.
So …we wear a blank face mask hoping they focus in the uniform and them systematically harass/adjust m abuse crows in a police uniform and hope they take the hint?
Doesn’t seem feasible without also getting slammed for impersonating the po-po, sadly…
I love the idea, just you go first
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That’s amazing that they’re flexible about it - I’d not credited them with nearly enough intelligence!
Comrade Crow, vol. 1: An Attempted Murder
This would be a super hero’s arch. A supervillain would be a cop doing this to attack minorities and the disabled.
Villain originally meant “villager”. Look at the superheroes we’ve got - they overwhelmingly work with the police.
I say villain in this context to mean a criminal, an opponent of the status quo. Like the good guys from The Boys.
Can we get the orcas after these bastards too?
They’re busy planning their attacks on yachts. But seriously, how come wild animals are doing more to fight the power? We’re being out-based by fuckin orcas and goats.
Everyone wants the goosestep until the goose comes for you.
I can’t be the only one surprised that the goat didn’t get shot
Do you think the goat is an idiot ? He too bought a gun.
It wasn’t a human being or someones beloved dog, so I’m not surprised.
Especially since it’s a brown goat.
GoAT goat
The goat was just dealing with some baaaaaaaaaaad apples
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goodgoat trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.”-John Lewis
The video lives up to the headline: https://youtu.be/bSRqjxpTXzM?si=8dE18ClbO2qa2lej
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Cops need more training in how to deal with kids
I wonder which incident it’s too soon to make the obvious joke about 🫢
That we both know for sure that there is one without even having heard about it yet is quite illustrative of the sheer scope of the problem…
He was only kidding around! 🐐
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Good goat.
Guiltless carnage.
Your honor, I swear a goat ate the receipt
Got em!
The GOAT
Cop shot goat?
Five warning shots to the head
based goat
GOATed goat
So what you’re saying is, we send goats at the police.
I’m okay with this plan.
That’ll probably be in next update of goat simulator
