I don’t, unfortunately.

Nobody is entirely sure. At least 20, but I think she’s closer to 30

The kids at my school didn’t get away with it because social media and all that shit. This was also in 2014-2015, so tracking down whodunnit was exceptionally easy lol

Kids are so dumb.

In senior year, my school district had 30+ bomb threats in one year. Every time we’d hear the loudspeaker ring, we’d just start grabbing our shit. They stopped telling people about them after a while because evacuating the kids once a week was a shitshow. Every threat was linked to a handful of kids who wanted attention or wanted to get out of tests/homework. I was out sick on the day the feds showed up and started arresting kids.

That doesn’t change the fact that doggy-dog is incorrect.

Dog-eat-dog

My pets. They deserve the best. They’re all so spoiled.

Me when I’m in the sun for 30 seconds

Bro needs a doctor lmao

That’s an idea lol. The only birds that don’t like me are parrots. Ducks and chickens are fine

Haven’t used Amazon in two years. I don’t even have an account anymore. Doesn’t stop them from sending me emails 3x/day to sign up again. I try to shop local, but I do have to go to shitty corp stores for some stuff.

Ikr?

I was put on hydroxychloroquine a few months ago and it’s great, but having a formal diagnosis now is making it scary.

You’re good. I appreciate the advice. :)

My doctor has given me all sorts of info on it. I was looking for more first hand account kinds of things.

I work as a helpdesk tech and I always say that I killed a task in task manager when writing up ticket notes.

Honestly

You’re welcome. I haven’t read it in years because it’s so sad. I have a copy sitting on my shelf because it’s genuinely a good book, but I haven’t cracked it open.

It wasn’t a short story, but a book that told a story in poems. The mc struggled with writing poetry and then he watched his dog get hit by a car and that made his poetry good or some shit. A room full of 5th graders wept. Book is called Love that Dog

We also read Old Yeller and cried collectively.

My 5th grade teacher loved that reoccurring theme, I guess? Dude was weird as hell.