transcript (tesseract + manual tweaks):
“Religion is such a great thing it’s so it keeps you
know there’s something to be good about you
want to be good you wanna it’s so important I
don’t know if it’s explained right I don’t know if I
am explaining it right you know you want to be
good you want to go to heaven when you have
something like that you wanna go to heaven OK
so you want to go to heaven so if we don’t have
heaven OK you almost say what’s the reason
why do I have to be good let’s not be good what
difference does it make”-The Stable Genius
June 2024One of Shakespeares greatest lines.
Ah yes, the holy father trump goes to heaven by molesting children - how can we religious heathens bask in the same glory if our morals and care for other people prevent us from doing the same 😢
The irony of Trumpists going on about Biden’s mental state when Trump is just as bad today. Who would have thought that 80 year old presidents are not a good idea. It’s elder abuse.
just as bad today.
Biden has never been this bad, despite having a studder.
That right there is some top tier weaving.
I’m pretty sure Trump is a pure Atheist with no belief in God whatsoever, not because he’s given it any amount of thought, but because he hasn’t seen anything like God with his own eyes affecting himself and he’s too egotistical. He recognizes the usefulness of wearing a US cape of christian nationalism though, so he’ll spout some random phrases he’s picked up before, whether it sounds intelligible isn’t important. Christians have been conditioned to just accept BS like people talking in tongues, so they just accept it because he throws out acceptable phrases and it sounds like he’s endorsing their beliefs.
He worships money and himself. That’s it.
On today’s episode of Trump quote or Markov Chain Text…
Got to get back Back to the past Samurai Jack
I thought it was a pretty cool tale. :)
I wish these came with a link to a video of him saying it.
Did religion really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
what
Before i noticed the trump in the background I legitimately though I was having a stroke trying to read this.
He talks like hes just repeatedly hitting the suggested word on his phone keyboard.
This is the greatest description ever written of Trump’s speeches
Religion is such a great thing […] you almost say […] let’s not be good what difference does it make
From a screenshot that I sent to a friend the other day:
Hold on guys, hear him out
