SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 个月前Air Force One Makes Emergency Landing at Dairy Queenwww.duffelblog.comexternal-linkmessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1120arrow-down19
arrow-up1111arrow-down1external-linkAir Force One Makes Emergency Landing at Dairy Queenwww.duffelblog.comSomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 个月前message-square7fedilink
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 个月前Look, man, I’ve been there. One moment you’re having a regular day, you get that little craving, and bam, you’re in a DQ, covered in blood, Blizzard in hand.
minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 个月前Sons of bitches had it coming after they killed Orange Julius
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 个月前Do they still do the flips the blizzard upside down to show thickness when you are covered in blood?
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 个月前Of course. They don’t even charge you for it! Wonderful experience, I recommend doing everything covered in blood. Also a great conversation starter!
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 个月前The real life hacks are always in the reply.
minus-squaremoistclump@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 个月前Covered in blizzard, blood in hand.
Look, man, I’ve been there. One moment you’re having a regular day, you get that little craving, and bam, you’re in a DQ, covered in blood, Blizzard in hand.
Sons of bitches had it coming after they killed Orange Julius
Do they still do the flips the blizzard upside down to show thickness when you are covered in blood?
Of course. They don’t even charge you for it! Wonderful experience, I recommend doing everything covered in blood. Also a great conversation starter!
The real life hacks are always in the reply.
Covered in blizzard, blood in hand.