Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months agoBaby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeraniantheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1361arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1356arrow-down1external-linkBaby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeraniantheonion.comArthur Besse@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square18fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoThe least believable part about this is boomers leaving behind money at all. If they’re anything like the boomers I’m biologically related to, they brag about intending to “live it up” and “leave nothing behind but a beautiful corpse.”
minus-squareTheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 months ago So then I told the old man “Sir, your card was declined”, and he just fucking died right there on the spot with a huge grin on his face.
The least believable part about this is boomers leaving behind money at all. If they’re anything like the boomers I’m biologically related to, they brag about intending to “live it up” and “leave nothing behind but a beautiful corpse.”