UTSA @ 1 Texas
The first (and until now, only) time these teams met was in 2021, when I was a professor at UTSA. I showed up to that game in Texas gear but rocked a UTSA hat, thinking I could root for both teams. As soon as it kicked off though, I realized I could only root for my alma mater. Soooo UTSA, I love ya, but go horns go
Well, that INT is not going to aid Ewers’ Heisman campaign…
Uh, Traylor, what are you doing icing your own kicker? Really weird use of a timeout there, and it cost UTSA 3 points
While I’m glad Arch was able to step right in and lead to a TD, I’m really concerned about Ewers… If he’s a little banged up, I’d like him to heal up and not aggravate anything
I hate the commodification of injuries, especially at this level. The kid is hurt and is obviously hiding from the camera on his way out, you don’t need to track him all the way to the locker room
Big man pick six!!!
I’m afraid of Oregon State
So far I’d say the Ducks are taking care of buisness
BC over Mizzou makes me happy. The best thing in MO is the girl who broke my heart…
Beamer s/o to the crowd after that fumbled snap… love to see it
The ending of this game is like
“YOU get a turnover”
“NO YOU GET A TURNOVER”
Driving home from Raleigh looking like a crazy person yelling at the South Carolina refs through my radio!!!
Notre Dame at Purdue
Only South Carolina can find a fool proof way to snatch defeat from the hands of certain victory 😐
13 Utah @ Utah State
Does this one have a name or trophy?
According to Wikipedia, it’s called the “Battle of the Brothers” (never heard that name before). But apparently, they and BYU all play for the Beehive Boot. What an amazing trophy! Things like this are why I love cfb
WVU @ Pitt
Just saw that Pitt kid throw a bottle at WVU, please don’t guys.
Ooh, I think that shoulda been onside…
Just tuning into this one. I don’t watch much Pitt football or any NFL, so I missed that they changed the name from Heinz Field. And they removed the giant ketchup bottles? Is nothing sacred in America?
Texas A&M @ Florida
This Florida team looks so unremarkable. I know the weather is ass… but so are Billy’s Gators. If A&M didn’t play dumb, the score would be a lot worse.
On the plus side, I boiled some peanuts the other days, and I just warmed some up.
Why does Desmond Watson, the largest of the foot-ball players, not simply eat the others?
Billy: “We need to get some rhythm on offense.”
Also Billy: “Yeah, we’re gonna keep switching quarterbacks.”
I’m gonna tell ya’ll a secret. A 2-QB system has never been a good thing at Florida. Palmer, Johnson, Brindise, and young Grossman all had holes in their games, and the Leak/Tebow thing was not a true time-share.
Leak/Tebow
Aww, poor Stains the Aussie… He’s seen some shit. Like the discipline of a Napier-coached Gator team.
Ok, ngl that hold kinda hurts me. The sheer effort from Badger should be commended
Phew. Badger got his score.
This is one of the best setups for a college game. Backup qbs, miserable weather, sloppy play, the gators are losing just about everything you could ask for
God I hate you, Dulcimer-UT.
🤣🤣🤣
Jokes on you, I love the dulcimer, banjos too
Look, friendo, we’re way beyond things I actually dislike about east Tennessee. Mountain dulcimers are lovely, both as music and as luthiery.
Christ on a cracker, Florida is making the tin soldiers from Aggieland look like a good team.
TCU better not suck this bad tonight.
The average ancient Egyptian’s diet consisted almost entirely of grain.
This was sustaining, but only barely. Compared to contemporary societies in every direction, they lived shorter lives, had smaller stature, and poorer health. The coarse millstones left grit in the flour that wrecked their teeth over the few decades of their lives.
It was, of course, all they had.
My college football soul is being nourished entirely by the grain of FSU’s sucking and it is sustaining, but only barely.
STOP THE COUNT!
I’m intentionally not tuning into this one so as not to jinx it. I hold a degree from the red school, but, well, frankly, fuck 'em.
0 - 9
O_O
Edit: Boooooooooo, give em the points coward
Miami vs Ball State
The game has been in weather delay for awhile. Just give me my football game!
You can come check out the other florida game that got a weather delay, you might enjoy this…
UCF @ TCU
Frogs looking good in the early going. Hoover is very sharp, and Savion Williams is probably going to get drafted in the first round and then completely forget how to play football, as is tradition for TCU #1 WRs.
UCF is going to wear some teams down, though.
Why wasn’t kick-catch interference called, especially since they talked about it for a while?
FUUUUUUUUUCK. Well, that happened. GG Knights.
Cardiac Knights are back!
Seems like one of the teams UCF will wear down is TCU, but they’re going to have to stop the Frogs several times, and also get at least one 2pt conversion because their entire kicking unit seems to somehow have the yips.
Ugh. Tired Frogs D gets a critical late-game stop, and suddenly the TCU playcalling turns to overly conservative garbage.
Not quite espn, not quite
LOL. Before UTSA had their 12-win season in 2021, they were frequently mislabeled as USTA (the tennis association), which I could understand. But the University of Texas getting mistaken with the Southwest Texas State Normal School? I am insulted
Are you disrespecting Toobin’ State University? Alma Mater of LBJ and home of the Center for Texas Music History?!?!?!?
