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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up169·2 months agohanding my friend a screwdriver “You can use this for simple crafts and home repairs” Me, backing away from the screwdriver in terror “Nice try, but I know what that is. They use that thing to build the Space Shuttle.”
minus-squareyonder@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoNah, give me that Fisher Price Baby Screwdriver that’s easy to use and cannot build a space shuttle.
minus-squareSolarMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months ago-.- you’ve just described a significant portion of my home remodeling…. -.- I think I need to learn new skills…
minus-squareHStone32@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoare you sure python is a screwdriver? Its not the all new AI-driven Smart screwdriver that requires an account, wifi connection, and for you to input the name of your project before you can use it?
minus-squareHStone32@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoalright, if python is a regular screwdriver, what is C? a single iron filing?
minus-squareVilian@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThe bar metal used to make the screwdriver
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoTwo sticks you can rub together.
minus-squareRain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoscrewdriver that’s awkward to hold
handing my friend a screwdriver
“You can use this for simple crafts and home repairs”
Me, backing away from the screwdriver in terror
“Nice try, but I know what that is. They use that thing to build the Space Shuttle.”
Nah, give me that Fisher Price Baby Screwdriver that’s easy to use and cannot build a space shuttle.
-.- you’ve just described a significant portion of my home remodeling….
-.-
I think I need to learn new skills…
are you sure python is a screwdriver? Its not the all new AI-driven Smart screwdriver that requires an account, wifi connection, and for you to input the name of your project before you can use it?
Yes.
alright, if python is a regular screwdriver, what is C? a single iron filing?
The bar metal used to make the screwdriver
Two sticks you can rub together.
screwdriver that’s awkward to hold