"The people that you see leaving? Because nobody ever leaves," Donald Trump told rallygoers. "And when they do, I finish up quick."
  • Nougat@fedia.io
    1452·
    2 months ago

    It pleases me to know that Kamala Harris lives rent-free in his head.

    • chingadera@lemmy.world
      17·
      2 months ago

      I love this thought, but something has always bothered me about the phrase “living rent free in x head”

      I can’t even explain why I just hate it

      • unalivejoy@lemm.eeEnglish
        49·
        2 months ago

        So the phase “living rent free in my head” is living rent free in your head.

        • chingadera@lemmy.world
          273·
          2 months ago

          I’m not here to tell you you’re wrong, but go fuck yourself, friend.

          edit: In my defense, I only really get upset about it when I see it, other than that the phrase is chillin somewhere.

          You still may be right tho

      • bcgm3@lemmy.world
        5·
        2 months ago

        I know just what you mean, but also it sounds like poetry compared to “Ohio skibidi rizz.”

      • El Barto@lemmy.world
        3·
        2 months ago

        That phrase doesn’t bother me, but I can understand the sentiment. People tend to use the same “clever” phrases over and over, and when there is a phrase you don’t particularly like, you end up hating it after the 100th time.

        In my case, it’s “looking at you, X” where X is not a person. E.g. “I’m looking at you, Unity framework!”

        Or whenever there is a post about a wholesome prank, someone will always comment “See? This is a good prank. Nobody got hurt, everyone laughs.” At this point, I’m inclined to think that people deliberately do it as a version of “First post!!”

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
        5·
        1 month ago

        This seems like an attempt to point out his racism towards black tenants but poorly phrased enough that people have to wonder if you’re being racist yourself.

  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
    551·
    2 months ago

    Quote from the article applied at the relevant point of the prayer.

    The Narcissist’s Prayer

    That didn’t happen. <— “The people that you see leaving? Because nobody ever leaves,”-Trump

    And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. <— “people were actually lining up in the back for photos since he couldn’t pose for pictures earlier.”-Trump

    And if it was, that’s not a big deal. <— “And when they do, I finish up quick.” -Trump

    And if it is, that’s not my fault. <— Trump then suggested that his staffers were to blame for the apparent departures

    And if it was, I didn’t mean it.

    And if I did, you deserved it.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
    531·
    2 months ago

    After years of listening to this nutjob … he isn’t the idiot any more

    We are for putting up with him and just giving him a platform to speak to everyone as if everything he said had some sort of importance or even common sense.

    • saddlebag@lemmy.world
      101·
      2 months ago

      Totally agree. American people have proven that they will vote for the most rotten cunt possible as long they’re racist and misogynistic enough. You here are dozens of mini-trumps all over the US. This election is a short term requirement that he loses but the work will take years or decades. I hope for the future of mankind

    • bcgm3@lemmy.world
      4·
      2 months ago

      He’s like a train wreck that just keeps on wrecking, forever. You’d think the novelty would have worn off years ago, but… We just keep looking.

    • octopus_ink@lemmy.mlEnglish
      2·
      1 month ago

      I’m not pointing the finger at anyone, but just today I was thinking how I can’t wait for him to not be in the news cycle every effing day anymore.

  • AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
    481·
    2 months ago

    “Theyre just so excited they can’t sit still. These people they have to get up and run around. We have the fastest runners. They get up and run and sometimes they leave but they come back they always come back. I met one guy he left and he came back he said “they’re not doing it like you over there. They are not good.” And I said I know.”

  • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldEnglish
    38·
    2 months ago

    Good grief, she said that weeks ago! That little comment permanently damaged his ego on a profound level, didn’t it.

  • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
    37·
    2 months ago

    “They’re not leaving. They’re just heading to my next rally and making sure they get good seats.”

    Probably what this clown’s narcissism is feeding his brain.

  • pjwestin@lemmy.world
    11·
    1 month ago

    This is stupid and petty, but it is very satisfying to see he’s still stuck on this nearly 3 weeks after the debate.

  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
    4·
    2 months ago

    (read in Trump’s voice)

    Their going to take a poo they’ll be right back… Ya right back when America was great again… When women knew their place and tough white Christian men wouldn’t be canceled for burning a cross on an ethnic persons lawn… Kamabla wants to eat your babies as they come out of the womb… Oh yes it’s true…

    • Localhorst86@feddit.org
      8·
      2 months ago

      Too coherent. It needs more rambling off in random directions, maybe think about electrocuting a sinking shark or smth