“Quoth the raven, nevermore”
Ravens dont trust my since the bb gun incident
are cats appropriate substitutes for crows?
i find them a bit hard to come by.
What’s up?
That’s definitely not Anthony Hopkins.
I don’t have any ravens and I like to keep both eyes. Other than that and a few pounds too much I am well on my way to look like this
I can’t grow a beard, man.
Why I would need your acceptance?
Gladden his ravens
My ravens won’t sit still. Also my eye patch itches like crazy!
Mostly having both my eyes and modern hygiene.
Misplaced my gungnir. When I find it, though…
Can’t grow a beak nor feathers
Getting stopped randomly in the street by people trying to find weed or the Greek Orthodox temple, that’s what.
Ay bruh, you know the way to Eleusis?? I’m tryna get faded on that kykeon and meet Dagon and get them mad good tips on agriculture, know what I’m sayin???
Pretty much, yeah.
I’m getting there. Been feeding the neighborhood crows and they start going crazy happy when they see me now
Hail Allfather!