• bitofhope@awful.systems
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    4 days ago

    RATIONAL/LOGICAL
    You: 80 (superior tactics)
    Her: 15 (emotional, reactive)

    EMOTIONAL REGULATION
    You: 70 (cold, intermittent bursts of anger)
    Her: 10 (in the middle of a panic attack)

    VICTIM MENTALITY
    You: 0 (the exact opposite of a victim and knows it)
    Her: 85 (default mode of victimhood)

    CONFLICT HANDLING
    You: 100 (extremely direct)
    Her: 30 (focusses on past, but quick to refocuss priorities)

    HIT POINTS
    You: 100 (full health)
    Her: 15 (bleeding out from a gunshot wound, about to pass out)

  • beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 days ago

    It’s weird he didn’t say “female” instead of “girl”. Are they finally learning that that one’s a giveaway & women avoid them because of it?

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    5 days ago

    Your significant other now knows what it’s like to date a computer, this is not a compliment.

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    5 days ago

    This is twenty percent logic, ten percent myope

    Fifteen percent concentrated power of cope

    Five percent incel, fifty percent lame

    And a hundred percent reason to forget his name

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    5 days ago

    “When I have a disagreement with a girl, I hit my balls with a hammer. There is absolutely nothing she can do; it’s a brutal mog.”

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    5 days ago

    Sounds like a wonderful opportunity to use this douchebag’s creds to rack up ridiculous charges on his OpenAI account then ghost him.

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      I just read something the other day that a single query like this one burns enough electricity to charge an iPhone 100 times or whatever the hell. It sounds like hyperbole but I think that number is close.

      This is how humankind ends. A guy asking a fucking computer to validate his insecurity infinite times. This is how ai ultimately destroys us.

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    5 days ago

    jesus fuck so many parts of this are psychic injury

    the account name, the presumption of “oh yeah my opinion is right”, the very nature of this person’s “engagement” (quotes intentional) with conflict, the deference to non-authority (holy fuck how the fuck is it that we have worse than the personal-abdication of christianity (oh right, it’s mcfuckingsaltman’s fault))…

    I want to say “some of these people are in desperate need of a hug”, but then as a friend of mine pointed out recently: “maybe if they weren’t all such self-loathing pieces of shit they may actually get a hug”

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    5 days ago

    This is somehow even sadder than “I have depicted you as the wojak”.

    “I contracted the least efficient computer possible to depict myself as the chad, therefore I win.”