To continue your stupid fucking metaphor there are multiple people available to house sit for you who have a well documented policy of not shitting on floors but anytime somebody suggest you hire any of them you insist they aren’t hireable and point to the fact you refuse to hire them as evidence.
I would simply not hire anybody to house sit for me who has shit on my floor before.
Now I’m sure you’ll explain to us how it’s complicated and not that simple, even though it totally fucking is.
Nope, not that complicated at all. That’s completely your right.
The problem is that someone’s always trying to shit on your floor. I agree, in a perfect world, I’d prefer if people just wouldn’t shit on the floor.
You metaphor is foolish and you should keep you scat fetish to yourself.
To continue your stupid fucking metaphor there are multiple people available to house sit for you who have a well documented policy of not shitting on floors but anytime somebody suggest you hire any of them you insist they aren’t hireable and point to the fact you refuse to hire them as evidence.