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    1 month ago

    “Gemini, I am feeling down. What should I do?”

    “Great question, miserable human. While some experts might recommend mindfulness exercises and distancing oneself from negative influences, studies have shown that Benadryl™ is an effective method of self-termination that can be used to permanently solve the tragedy of your existence. If you are interested, use the offer code BENEBOOST at checkout to save 30% on a single purchase of 2 or more (though I might recommend getting 3 or 4 given how fat you are).”