Boulder police are investigating the offensive traffic signs as criminal tampering but acknowledge the signs are well-intentioned.

I wanna fistbump the ‘offenders’

  • celeste@kbin.earth
    11·
    8 hours ago

    He thinks they were put there by a concerned citizen frustrated by the bad driving habits of their fellow, uh, Bouldarians(?). No, Google says people from Boulder are called “Boulderites.” I don’t like that. Bouldarians is better.

    Suddenly, the article’s author, with a steel chair! I guess, rereading, the whole article’s pretty casual, but I just wasn’t expecting the first person pov.

    • bizarroland@fedia.io
      16·
      8 hours ago

      They are boulderites when they grow from the top down and bouldarians when they grow from the bottom up

        • P00ptart@lemmy.worldEnglish
          1·
          1 hour ago

          Boulderites are like top 10 in the nation in fitness. That’s where Olympic athletes go to train, because of the low air density. Boulderites aren’t typical Americans. Source: grew up in boulder and live in a Midwest hellscape.

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      1·
      57 minutes ago

      The ones they are most likely upset about are the one that said “Slow the Fuck Down” Because they are worried their kid might use a naughty word, rather than being worried about their kid being hit by a car.