• Wogi@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Europe sits further north than the US does.

    The homicide rate seems to go down as you move north.

    I am willing to bet if you take the most populous cities in each state they’d fall in a similar organization.

    So we can reasonably conclude that hot summers make you want to murder a motherfucker.

    Obviously. Nothing else could cause this. Nothing.

    Clearly thoughts and prayers aren’t helping. So it must be the weather.