"And then the Samsquanch came right up to us and asked us for tree fiddy.
And I said ‘Stand back, woman! That ain’t no Samsquanch, that a Loch Ness Monster!’.
But then the Loch Ness Monster was pissed that we had uncovered his disguise and that’s when ManBearPig grabbed 2 guys and killed them with exposure’
"And then the Samsquanch came right up to us and asked us for tree fiddy.
And I said ‘Stand back, woman! That ain’t no Samsquanch, that a Loch Ness Monster!’.
But then the Loch Ness Monster was pissed that we had uncovered his disguise and that’s when ManBearPig grabbed 2 guys and killed them with exposure’