Well now I don’t feel bad about getting banned there anymore!
Data scraping ratfucks.
Just curious, do the eyeball scans require living tissue? What if you lose an eye or get surgery like cornea replacement done?
They can eat a pile of shit, I never even used a real email account to sign up
Lol, my accounts were before emails were required.
I welcome the next Reddit exodus
Nope nope nope nope.
And here’s me looking twice wondering why it doesn’t say “TheOnion”
Just when you think that site can’t get any more enshittified
This should be in c/nottheonion.
Is there a reddit post on this? I’d like to see what the users there think.
Edit: I found a few posts. My favorite comment: “If they did this they would cut out 8% of users since reddit is mostly bots.”
Oh, I’m sure this will be met with open arms by all the users. After all, certainly its only purpose is to protect the children. You DO want to protect children, right?
I want to give them drugs and alcohol.
Tools for Humanity, which was founded six years ago with the lofty goal of providing a universal basic income to the world by offering them cryptocurrency called Worldcoin in exchange for scanning their eyeballs with an Orb.
Yeah, no thanks.
Place phone camera to eye and bink your compliance
